WHAT WOMEN WANT ON MEN!

 NEW WOMAN ORDER(NWO)

unlike us men, most women look(or is it LOOKED) beyond the physical attributes we possess. but that must have been ages ago. it is still applicable...when you have money to spend. a 6ft model would't hesitate going out or marrying a 4ft money spitting pygmy...it's just how women thes days are tailored. what if you don't have the money? being brad pitt, trey songs  or CB would certainly do you wonders but none of us are them either...so what?

MONEY
do i need to talk about this?

all that's on women's minds

mathematically

CARS

so cars are supposed to be our(men) babies. but as the chorus for then song girls and boys(good charlotte) goes...girls don't like boys, girls like cars and money...the girls with the bodies like boys in ferraris. think of campus. if you have a ride, you get an extra yard in comparison to your peers. and let us not talk of the numerous things you can do in a car...

SENSE OF HUMOR

and back to that song...boys will laugh at guys when they are not funny. i think statistics will show that most of the viewers of churchill live are women and ladies. girls like laughing and will stick by you and adore you if you can...case study-charlie sheen(2 n a half men) far from the madness of the sitcom, he has had a se filled life with numerous women. and of cours barney stinson(how i met your mother) at least on the comedy...the guy is gay...the irony.

FAME
all girls love celebrities and important people.the famous and the infamous. i remember my  two friends whining about what happened in coast over Christmas holidays. so they were in some club for hours patrolling for chicks. those they would manage to get would prove unapproachable or just uninterested. then P-unit get into the building. in 10mins, the group of musicians walks out with 8 chicks.
each guy pimp'd up....OUCH!!!
im sure these cases go on...and on...

a chick would rather be a groupie than date a low life.

TALL, DARK AND HANDSOME
ask any girl her ideal man and this will be her answer...ask any girl. unless she is somewhere from nowhere...
ironically, the tall, dark and handsome quote was started by white women. so i thought they reffered to tyrese, j holiday or trey songs...

how handsome are you?are you just tall and dark?or are you just BLACK?

2go?fb?social networking...

but i tried googling tall dark and handsome....

then i got...

TIGHT ASS

NO WAY!!!!

i still need to be explained to about this. i know how it works on this side of Rome, i do not understand why it is the opposite on the other...

i guess i know why..

LIPS

i read somwhere...that women like sensual lips. now which are those?
:-S

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WELL GROOMED
short nails..well dressed...smart hair...

i still think men getting pedicures is gay...nunua nail cutter.


POWER

think Bill Clinton and monica Lewinsky
 and all the sexual harrasment cases that the judicial sector has to deal with. women love men in power... remember in 2008 after we had almost slaughtered ourselves and the nation? then came a certain noble man with the name Koffi Annan.

so he brokered a deal that united all of us again, but also caused major turmoil amongst the women. it was on classic i think where all women(and these days men too) sobbed their hearts out wishing they could have sometime alone with him...

NWO again...

CONFIDENCE

NOW THIS IS confident....hahaha

i always thought girls hate pick up line...oh...they do. but there's something about having the guts and balls to approach a chick and something really stupid like 'the sight of you turns my software into hardware'. you will be greeted by a sneer most times, but on others, it may just pay off...with a hot chick.

POT BELLIES

the way kenyan chicks do it...

in kenya.....can get you most of the babes.

HONESTY

how honest should we be?

in this...a woman just wants to be old what she wants to hear. if she asks you if she is dressed smartly for the day....yes(do not even hesitate)...how many girls you have slept with...one(just her)...do you think beyonce is hot...no(nowhere close to as hot as you are).

TRUST

hmmmm...i do not know what to say about this. i do not trust em either....:-P

toldya

BODY

so girls do not want steroid infested body builders with muscles to the teeth. but they do not want a stick of a man either.

ODOR
they say that smell is the strongest of the 6 senses. so guys have to invest in cologne in deo... just your scent can get you somewhere 1000 or more words wouldn't.

this is a tough test...

GAYS
number 1 dream for girls these days is to get a gay best friend. it just goes further to support my quote that girls do not like girls either. they would rather hang out with girls. im guessing they do not like men-men either....forget diamonds, girls have a new best friend

so this is why...