MEDDY GURU: LETS TALK CARS!!!

every man wants to own a car. momentarily, i prefer bikes. i do not know how to drive(i will repeat) i have this thing that i want the first car i drive to be my own. why? when i was in like class three, something happened. my dad had just been given this new company car-a Suzuki escudo. on the fateful day, he came home at say 8PM. soon afterwards, the security guard was on the door saying the windows weren't closed. so he gave me the key to go close them. the windows being electric,so i put the car in the ignition....and turned. next thing i remember, i was on the curb weeping, and the car....was in the trench. i had to write an apology letter...to my dad.hahaha
i woun't learn to drive unless it's my own car. but my first car woun't be/should't be a toyota, nissan or the likes. i have this stereotype that all cars from asia are fake. toyota, even if a prado remains...a toyota. they just have one engine and put them in different bodies. we were watching mega factories making of the Rolls Royce phantom with my pal babu. it takes 2 months to make one phantom. if it is wanted customized, making it one takes up to 6 months. the production plant produces just 5 of the cars a day. then babu said, if you went to toyota kenya, it would take them at most 2 weeks to assemble a car for you.

Rolls Royce Phantom

Mercedes 520 SEL

back to the mega factories. i was looking at how the rolls is made and my oh my. i have loved the phatom since i knew of it exsistence back in 2005. my wllpaper is of its massive 6.75 ltr V12 engine. most kenyans do not think luxury when they buy cars. considering my first articles where i said owning cars doesn't make economic sense, i wouldn't really consider fuel when getting a car. buy a car that gives what you can not measure. luxury would be one of those. our MPs are being driven about on the back-left of passats. not really luxurious but good for the country. personally, if it's not luxurious enough meaning you feel all the potholes that grace our roads, vibrate to your balls when you ride on any hard surface and only has one air bag(the driver's) drive that car. however, if you own a LUXURY car, get a driver and sit you ass on the back left. when you buy a rolls royce-get a driver.(guru quotes) my dream car is a Mercedes 520 sel...that's old school luxury at its best.back-left with a curtain to boot.

Mercedes Cross country

for most other kenyans, their dream car is a range rover sport.that goes for both males and females. i think its a chick's car. i've always said i would love my woman to have such wheels. and think of it, how sexy would that look? a man' SUV is a BMW X5...not X5 M. ama sonething like a Cross country Mercedes or an escalade. so i did not get what the fuss was when Maina kageni bought an X6. i forgot i was talking about MEN...:P
women will never understand somethings we do like buy an old car and bring it back up. or why we soup them up and have mufflers on them that make crazy noises and loud music that makes...a lot of noise. its boys being boys. and this what we do...