MEN AND WOMEN

when i first started this blog, i  thought i would make it general. but now i want to make make it specific. this blog will be male. call it chauvinism, but that's how it will be. for the female readers, welcome to the male mind.

on to today's post...have you watched Boston legal? if you have you would know how Denny crane and Allan shore view women. as sexual objects. but i think the disease spreads further than Crane, Poole and Schmidt. its an issue in the real world. and mark my words, an issue...not a problem.
the most read articles on this blog have very cute pictures of women or one of their body parts that men find fascinating. its a fact that men are visual objects. personally, when i see a cute chick with all or part of the attributes i  had in my last post, alarm bells start going off down south. i bet that happens to most of you. the problem comes in when we think of women just sexually but not...heartfully. it's a problem that im faced with even now. i just can't love. i have tried to love different chicks of different tribes, character and physicality but i have failed. i have no problem getting girls to bed, but i can't get my heart and dick involved at the same time.and then there's the general problem of detachment us men have after having sex, it only makes it worse.

i take part of the blame but not all of it. the female species has made it hard, if not impossible to be loved and cared for. we live in an age where we face constant competition from women. they want our money, our jobs, to cheat on us with our best friends and even lay the cute women around.its obscene. but those are secondary. the greed that women possess these days is enough to turn off any one, even the other women(check guru quote number 5). they want to be called everyday, texted almost hourly, not forgetting that at that time you are working and you are both on live chat on facebook and tweeting, she wants you to apologize when she has done something wrong, you can't have time with your boys and she wants to come watch the football matches to see how cute Theo Walcott looks this week but would sulk for a month if you mentioned how Julie Gichuru looks fly as she read the news. yet, the small things you do like call text, buy gifts will rarely be reciprocated. the only incentive a guy gets, is sex so if i can get sex with out all that hustle....WHY BOTHER?????
i think men are growing heartless every passing minute. i think women are growing selfish and greedy every evening when they  sit and watch Tyra and Oprah. to me, the world is a better place. i think the best invention of the 21st century is  friends with benefits.  so lets bottle up the emotions and have no strings attached sex. we will grow to love our wives and husbands.

THINGS MEN LOVE ON WOMEN

the way to a man's heart is through his stomach. men are visual objects....the latter is more applicable. if you think i'm cheating, take a look at men in a strippers joint and at a restaurant. where do you think they would be more excited?did you know that men salivate when they see a chick that turns them on?i don't remember the last time i salivated over food.
yesterday was friday and you know how crazy tao gets on a friday.i have to applaud the ladies for the extra effort.here are some of things that we find really sexy:
cleavage:

for men it's not really about seeing, but imagining.cleavage just gets us thinking about everything....name it. that's why if u have good cleavage no guy will speak to you while looking into your eyes even if you were a goddess.

Arse:

to me, the arse is the ugliest part of the body. more so if its large its bound to have cellulite. but, there's nothing that captures my attention more.i have an article on this, i just had to emphasize.

stilletos,wedges and heels:

the main reason girls wear them is to arch their back so that their breasts and arses are more pronounced.in other words, its an aid to the two elements i have just spoken about. generally, men have just grown to love them. they are a real turn on. and do not confuse these with whore shoes. yeah...whore shoes. there's those i think 12inch heels that were designed for hookers. and if u have masgwembez(huge calves), also keep off very high heels lest you end up looking like christiano ronaldo on heels.

Shorts:

totally sexy...what!!! and mostly so when the chick sits down and crosses her legs....(salaivating)

skirts and short dresses:

i had a poll where i asked which you would prefer between skirts and trousers on chicks. though i got 3 votes, skirts reigned supreme. im sure none can dispute.and short skirts especially in heels.hmmmm....

long dresses:

if they hug your body, they just bring out the curves in a way nothing else can.

Piercings:

personally, i love the ones on the nose. you see i grew up in a neighborhood that was nubian predominantly. so the nose rings were just a norm. these days when i see one it evokes a lot. there's also the piercings on the ear. not the normal ones. there are those at the top most part of the ear lobe and the tragus....totally sexy. belly rings too kill us.although in kenya you will transverse the state and get very few chicks with one. but do not over do them.10 piercings on a ear makes you look lost.also that one on the eyebrow, like juliana's...

tattoos:

 they go a long way. a very long way

cutes toes and nails:
i always say i can not date a chick who doesn't poses cute nails or toes. even if they looked like Halle berry. i love cute nails and toes...so much so that i can just have my girl take off her shoes and i rub her feet for hours. yeah, that's my fetish. ask me, it makes a lot of sense. i do not want alligator feet that would tear my bedsheets. so ladies, get to the salon and have a manicure and pedicure.

and while we are on the issue, some aids to cutes are peep toes and toe rings. i do not have to go back to what concealing does to us. ankle chains too are sexy...

most of these pics were picked from http://2nukollection.blogspot.com/ and the rest from google.

THE DEPTHS WE GO TO TO GET WHAT WE WANT

so today i woke up with love in mind. i was even going to blog about it, but the events of the afternoon changed my mind. i sat to watch this movie called 'wild things foursome'. a good movie actually, though i think the script was over dramatic. any way, this movie is about some rich kid who lost his mum and plots to kill his father together with some chicks one seeking revenge and the other just gold digging. as the movie goes on, you realize it was a long list of deception. very long. and of this list, they all turn and kill each other until only two people remain.hence the thoughts in the guru's mind.







we all do outrageous things for love, sex, fame but mostly for money. i remember when i was still in primo  the days when matatus were matatus.classes would end at 4 but we would wait at the stage waiting for 'mat ya hewa' until 6.one eventually got home at like 7.30, and got told off by their parents but would still be at it the next day...and the one after. it was not only fun, but if you didn't do it, you wouldn't fit in. and at that age, it was all about fitting in. to save doe, we used to stand in mats. that would be 5bob. remember how they were squeezed those days with guys sitting four per row?i even wonder how we used to fit. then some kid is standing their in the little space you have.no wonder one some mats used to say 'hatubebi watoto'.something else that comes to mind is my shop lifting.hahaha....i shop lifted a valentine's gift for my then girlfriend. some other time, we had gone with Brian to ngong hyper. when it had just been set up. he was to get some deo. so we bought and even left the place. but my mind kept thinking of why i couldn't have my own. the obvious reason was i didn't have a dime.so now we at the stage and i tell him, 'hold this bag for me'. 5 minutes later, i was out with my own version of the deo. all this we did to fit in.

fast forward until now when the world is at a worse state.fitting in is always an issue but more pressing ones come up.fame and acknowledgement, money and sex.we have people and celebrities releasing sex tapes for fame. kim's with Ray J, our very own Avril and those wannabe sex tapes from JKUAT and KU.(laughable) we have people killing each other for money. one can argue that has always been there, i think the cases are on the rise. you all have watched nijja movies and how people use witch craft to get what they want. kwanza those ones. i remember one where some mother in law used to hit her side and get a large dick that she fucked her daughter in law with and she would miscarry.hahaha....we have all our greatest musicians in some  secret society.countries going to war so that few can benefit, others going to war to get oil.all for what???

we are all ambitious.more so now that we live in a capitalist world. add to that the independence that women crave, us men have to find a way to provide for money oriented chicks, increased cost of living, comfortable and expensive lives, inflated egos, even more inflated libidos...name it. we want a lot. but when does it get to that point where you cross the line? if you believe in God, you know these are signs that the end is near. not the lies of that old man who keeps predicting the exact date only for it to back fire on him. its the 3rd time he has tried to pull the stunt. oh, and he set a new date some time in October. anarchy,blood baths,belief in beings besides God to name a few.we need to rid ourselves of the 'no matter what' attitude....soon.

TO DATE UR CLOSE FRIEND'S EX....OR NOT?

tricky...
if the recent past serves me right, this issue had been sorted. the rules were clear. for men, there was no issue dating hooking up with your close friend's ex. but for chicks, it was common place that a chick can't go where her girl friend was. but...
i think over the years us men have grown weaker.seriously. may be its the emergence of the woman as a force that has made us so, but still. this was never an issue. after dating and seeing these haven't worked out between the two of you, in other words 'you are done', it was only normal for a guy to move on. we as a species have never been clinging or harboring emotions nor 2nd thoughts. that's was girls thing, i certainly hope it is still. many guys these days want to be finished with a girl and still retain her somewhere at heart. when you see another guy, more so your friend getting wit in the ranks, it kills you. it's greedy, selfish and a wuss move.
women are always there to nag and whine. that's there thing. all is caused by how their emotions affect most of their decisions. but of late they haven't had a problem. i know  a couple of situations where chicks have let their friends date their exes and not harbor ill will.
this may sound chauvinistic, but as men, we are sleeping and slipping. role reversal is becoming an issue with stay home dads,increasing numbers of female bosses,men in skinnies...we can not let women dominate us. we can't bear how they will. im sure y'all know how women get with power next will be men cleaning poop and having book clubs.
think about it

MEN AND OLDER WOMEN

i was watching Boston legal yesternight amd they kept going on and on about how Sarah Palin was hot. so when the episode was done, i googled sarah palin, and alas,that's one fly woman.so i spent the better part of the night after that googling women of power and who were fly.
they say as us men grow older we grow fat and uglier. but as for women, they grow more beautiful with age. i can not really measure that mostly because in Kenya, as women grow older and more so after their first pregnancy they balloon and never look back. men on the other hand grow large, in fact very large bellies. if some one started a liposuction business in Nairobi, you would be rich in no time. how your grow depends entirely on you. Kenyans do not exercise as much, drink a lot, love meat and food....
but there are exceptions. i know some high profile men who are trim and well groomed. the VP Kalonzo, Alfred Mutua, the newly nominated CJ (who dons studs i had to add). but its not  the men who turn our heads or have us glued on telly watching news that we would have otherwise not watch or just churn our stomachs, its the women. i doubt there's any man who has not thought sexually about an older woman. we started as long as primary. if you did not read my note on the 'cross generational blunder', you should turn the page and do some refreancing.
many names have been set forth: cougars, MILFs, sugar mummies...many not noble.i ain't talking about guys wanting to sleep with old buxoms for money. nor the beach boys who go after the old female tourists who left their kids and husbands in some far off country as they came to have unadulterated fun. im talking about fly older women, most of whom have the power we so crave as men. it is certainly not manly to be dominated by a woman, i would kiss the floor any woman walks on, no matter how powerful or fly.....but still.
i remember when i was in high school, i could pick a few female teachers who just got the better of me. may be it was the deprivation of being in a single sex boarding school and that these women were the only source of female showing but i can still picture some up to now. and i adored Esther Passaris then. a lot.i watch news every Sunday just to see Julie Gichuru.most of the news just passes me by of course. i met Wahu on the kudishnyao at goethe  institutes and i did not dance with a chick on raev that night. that's how much power they have on us.
some of those women are here:

Salma Hayek 44 actress

Pamela Anderson 43 actress(wild)

Cameron Diaz 38 actress

Catherine zeta Jones 41 actress

AlyssaMilano 38 actress

esther passaris

Eva Longoia 36 actress

Gail O'Grady 48 actress

Halle Berry 44 actress

Heather Locklear 46 actress

Jennifer Aniston 42 actress

Jennifer Lopez 41 musician/actress

Janet JAckson 45 muscian/actress

Jeri Ryan 43 actress(wild)

Angelina Jolie 35 actress

Julie Gichuru 35 presenter

Madonna 52 musicain

Michelle Obama 47 1st lady

Mia Long 40 actress

sheila Mwanyigah 

Sarah Palin 47

Sarah Jessica Parker 46 actress

Venessa Williams 48 actress

Victoria Beckham 37 musician/designer

Vivica Fox 46 actress

Eva mendes 37 actress

Juliana Kanyomozi 29 musicain/judge

Wahu 34 musician

Indra nooyi 52 CEO pepsi

Toni Braxton 43 musician