Guru Quotes

1. relationships are about TRUST, marriage about MONEY and sex is just about….SEX(Meddy guru)
2. to be RICH one must first REALIZE they are poor.(Meddy guru)
3.do what you feel is RIGHT because whatever you do,people will always CRITICIZE you.(Iaccoca)
4. as long as you have MONEY,people will kiss your arse.(Meddy guru)
5. girls can’t tolerate girls either, that’s why most girls hang out with boys.(Meddy guru)
6. I do not have TIME to consider ALL the things I have to consider.(Danny Crane)
7. the only thing one is scared about is tomorrow…i don’t live for tomorrow.(DC)
8.you can never count on people to care about the problems of others,they will however deeply invest in their own.(Shirley schmidt)
9. all it takes for evil to succeed is for good people to say…’its a business’(Allan shore)
10. when you get married never listen to your mother(Meddy Guru)
11.the thing about life is that you always have something to keep on that 'to-do list'(Denny Crane
12.Once upon a time never comes again(Boston Legal)
13.As a man you must learn to cheat(pun intended also) and not get caught.women can't handle the truth.
14. in most relations its not about commitment but more like preferential treatment(good wife)
15. the best man never gets the bride(meddy guru)
16.I am neither a pessimist nor an optimisit.i just mastrerd the art of not expecting.(meddy guru)
17. girls do not like boys...girls like cars and money. boys will laugh at girls when they ain't funny....the girls with the the bodies like guys in ferraris(good charlotte)
18. the worst thing about growing up...is that you can not be a kid any more(Meddy Guru)
19. you can not trust anyone but you....you are your plan A & your plan B(Meddy Guru)
20. Thin girls can't show cleavage(Meddy Guru)