Tuesday 10 May 2011

NIGGA MOMENTS


i remember where i first heard this…BOONDOCKS. but the context in which i am going to use it is so differnt. not the moments that blacks have as opposed to whites…personally i think racism is overrated.but i will use it to mean moments that guys have…that split second.

1.getting into fights
2.when a girl with a big arse passes nd you just have to turn round and stare.
3.hit and run
4.waking up with a hard on.
5.girl:i love you
boy:mmmmmmm….
girl:mmmmm…???
boy:thanx(sheepishly)
6.when she comes for  date with a convoy
7.when the bill comes and you don’t have enough in your wallet nor mpesa
8.when its all there for the taking yet you don’t have  condom
9.starin into:
a nagging girl’s eyes
‘sasa wewe……’
a girl you just met
‘stay warned….’
most girls
‘si we just get naked….’

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