Sunday 12 June 2011

FRIENDSHIP BETWEEN MEN & FRIENDSHIP BETWEEN WOMEN!

i loved boston legal, it was a master piece of a series. i also have good memory of how it ended(i finished it a fortnight ago). denny crane and allan shore got married. before y'all rush into judging, get to know the reasons. denny had Alzheimer's and was bound to die. he was way richer and couldn't transfer money to allan without it being subjected to crazy tax cuts yet allan needed to start a new firm. there was also the case of euthanasia that denny wanted allen to perform on him in case he became in a worse of state and in severe pain. and finally, in his depreciating state of mind, he needed to be able to tell his best friend all his secrets but also not exposing him to  suits in case they came up. the only way this could be done  was through marriage. so where do guys draw the line and say, 'we you are my boy no doubt, but not that?' 
i remember some time ago when angelina jolie was shooting Good shepherd with matt damon. at this time, she was like a year or so into a relationship with brad, who is a close friend to matt from the oceans films. for matt it was weird to have a sex scene with angelina but as for her...."It's one of those things where it's like the least threatening person. The difference between kissing Matt and kissing Brad is simple: One's a friend and one's my lover." let your friend have sex, even though feigned, with your woman for money? would you marry you male best friend for pretty good reasons?
women have this attachment thing in them. they re so emotional and all. which is good, i love my mum more than dad no doubt and detest the fact that my children will love their mum more than me.the same sentiment is shared by many people out there. women can call themselves 'sweety' and 'honey' 'mrembo'...but a guy can't pull that on another guy. it has even become common place for girls kissing these days. they do it all the time. sometimes they are just too drunk and horny and some other times, they are just being girls. where as girls have sleep overs where they bond and talk mostly about...us, our idea of a sleep over is play play station all night or sleeping on the floor after a wild night out full of drinking, grinding women asses and mad fist pumping. but you can NEVER call it a sleep over.


here are some of the differences between friendships between men and women:


1. a chick can't date her close friend's ex. but as for guys, there should be no bad blood. we have been through this...:P about hooking up....that's tricky.
2. guys can't call each other love dovey names as chicks do. it is so gay. most of the nick names our friends give us are disses in a way or a reflection of something one did and ain't proud of. its how we are.

3. the groom should fuck the stripper on bachelor's night. most don't and they egret it for the rest of their married lives.the brides maid should do the male stripper the other side of town. hahahahaha


4. guys do not have sleep overs. even if we plan on meeting and spending the night together playing play station,watching the champions league or watching lord of the rings, we can not call it a sleep over. NEVER!
5. for men, paying close attention to a pals life is weird. that is why we may meet every day and chat about football, girls, cars and business but never ask about your family. it is how we were tailored. women wil want to know each and every detail about their friends. men give space.
6. let the women kiss, have sleep overs and cry on each others shoulders. let men have each other's backs, especially in crime and as wing men. 
7. professionalism can only go so far. as a man sometimes you have to draw the line and say you can not do that. call it a balls moment.


i may add on this list with time, that's all i can think of at the moment though. cheers.

2 comments:

  1. Qouting Hollywood drama. Is an easy way of relating to the audience but the relevance Is hard to see.nice work though

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  2. man...they were is a sex scene together, that means no clothes and close contact and making out. this done between jolie and a friend to her boyfriend...how is it not relevant?

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