Wednesday 22 June 2011

TELL WOMEN WHAT THEY WANT TO HEAR....

have any of you been on 2go?the IM application on phone?i think its an arena of sex-craved people. i love it though, not because i am sex craved...but because i love sex. and well, i get to meet crazier people than I. as i was telling my boys yesterday, on friday night, i added 3 chicks from a chat room. in private chat, the 1st request two of them had was 'send me a pic of your dick'. no way i was doing that. i can't even imagine the process of taking a pic of my dick. as soon as they both realized i wasn't going to 'dick' them, i was kicked off their friends list. in less than 1 min of chatting and 5 sentences. CRAZY!!!
that was just a pointer, my main reference from 2go would come a couple of weeks ago.i had had major blue balls for some time.so this day, i'm from town and exhausted to the core. i get to the house, slop on the bed and get online before sleep has its way with me. then in the chat room some chick comes with this phrase(i can't really remember it) but she just wanted to get laid. well....so did i. so i add her. 1st question. where are you? i was in south c, and her nairobi west. she has her own place. so she starts these background questions about what i do and all. this whole time i'm pressing for us to meet soon. i just catch a mat and would be in nairobi west in 10mins. my sleep was even long gone. questions continue to flow and we realize we in the same universities. then, she asks what year...and i tell her. then again asks if i know a guy in class and i'm like...yeah i do. and just like that...she said 'bye' and we never chat again.BUZZKILL!!. so this chick has already sent me her photos and she is fly as hell and DTF

(down to fuck). i had to to know what happened. happens this guy she asked about was the best friend of her ex and has all her skeletons in his pocket.
i've heard just recently that ladies do not mind being lied to, as long as they do not catch you at it. the secret to laying a chick, or getting her to like you, is telling her what she wants to hear. as long as you know what she likes, play along and do not veer of the course. when the truth comes out or she realizes you have voids in your story that you just decided not to tell, shit begins then.but at least you will have got what you wanted. think of it as a 'release clause'. had i known this earlier....rephrase. i knew this earlier but i do not like lying. i think its too much work.i will have to keep a whole journal to know what lies i told which girl because they are just many in my life...the girls that is.hahaha
yesterday, a close crew of girls we normally hang out with decided to write a diss letter(as a joke) about me n ma boys. now i just did not get the sense behind this. we knew if we dissed them back, they would probably never talk to us. because i know i got shit on them...a lot. i was for the idea we hit them with all the low blows we can. but it comes down to, what would they want to hear. so guys drafted a soft diss.....very soft.3 of my boys are seeing 3 girls the other side. how much sulking do you think they would have received?
there are many examples of how knowing what a girl wants to hear and telling her just that would get you real far. and telling her what she does't, would get you in trouble if you had planned anything. husbands have this situation. when just before you sleep and you are with your wife in bed talking about the events of the day. then she mentions the soap she watches and how that main actor is a real hunk, she would do anything to get him.....and she goes on...and on. but mention the same and you won't get laid for months. and don't stare at another girl's ass... sacrilege.
just know the right buttons to push and you can get any girl you want.
cheers

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