MEDDY GURU: DISAPPEARING ACTS!!!

From our great country and around the globe...where did these people disappear to?
Circute- you remember this guy who objectified the womanly 'goods' with the song 'manyake' that brought a massive public outrage. i remember they released a song a little time after...then what happend?

El-Tez- when we were just about to finish primary schoo; some kid was the envy of us. this sang 'cheki dame cheki dame...aha...kila siku kwa mtaa'.he was a celebrity before he was 15. what happened after?
Nyambane-Redykyulas cracked us up like nothing else. him, kj and the fat guy can be credited for bringing comedy to kenya.he went on to join kiss and made a good partnership with Caroline.what happened after?

jeff and cess

Cess Mutungi-was she on capital ama kiss?all i remember is that last time she was on air i still wore shorts to school.
Nyashinski-the bug guy from klepto...
Mr googs and vinnie banton(was that his name)?
Mr.lenny....
what's the name of the youg coast kid musician who dissapeared from his home in coast and appeared somwhere in eastlands living with a sugar mummy?
Pamela Jelimo-for a year or so we had our own usain bolt.this chick had a massive run(pun intended).she was even in contention of winning i think what was a million bucks jackpot from the IAAF because she had not lost a race in a whole season. then she got pregnant and that was that.where is she?

maurice green and tyson gay

and while we are still on athletics, many known faces just fanished. you remember maurice green?once the fastest man on the planet?marion jones?though i think she is in jail and got stripped off of all her medals because she attested to doping when she was in fine form.but the prominent face that is missing is usain bolt.after the guy was shown a clean pair of heels buy tyson gay,he has not been anywhere for the last couple of months.and of course...wanjiru.

the Artur brothers-hahaha.i woun't comment on the lifestyle they led.im sure we still have vivid memories, but where did the alleged mercenaries dissapear 2?

Nicholas Biwott-after the demise of KANU, that's about a decade ago,i haven't heard of him.anywhere...
Matiba-hmmmm....anyone?
Tony Blair-where has the former british PM been ever vacated his role?

George Bush?the guy must be racist...he hasn't spoken since Obama took to the oval office.

Micheal Joseph-if you ask anyone who the safcom CEO is, his would probably the name that will be mentioned.but where has he been since he left office?
Osama....he had been quiet like 2 years before he was kiled.maybe he had even retired and got sloppy.
Finger of god...the circus that was hellon,the timberlake guy and esther arunga.what happened after the media frenzy?she recently went home saying she had been brain washed.

Prezzo-i just see him at bashes these days.he finally conceded that he dosen't know jack about music...
Jua cali-when did he release his last lyrically deprived songs?

Mr. Nice-there was a time not an hour could pass without airin of a song from this dude.and not forgetting the waist dance.then?i heard ali kiba's song mac muga was actually his life story...hmmm...he must be badly off.
TOK-they used to release a hit almost weekly.but...
Mourinho-he hasn't spoken since his last outburst against barcelona.
Harry Kewell-remember the guy who used to play a game a season for liverpool?
Muhammad Ali-yeah, the greatest is still alive...